Shit

entry by Paul

I want to.... how do I go about letting everyone know about the sheet and poop situation? Is our recession that deep that I have to use my sheet to wipe my ass?

So I pushed the button on the intercom in my cell. This is how it went:

Paul - “Hey I need to shit, can I get some toilet paper?”

cop- “Uhhhh....Noooo. We're not handing out toilet paper for 2 more days”

Paul – (looking at my roommate)“That doesn't really make any sense because I have to shit now.”

Paul – (at the cop) “Can I please get some toilet paper?”

cop - “no.”

So I proceeded to rip up my sheet in little squares and wipe my ass with my state issued sheet...problem solved. (but now I'm cold)

Because, we don't even get....our daily lunch is 2 pieces of baloney and 2 pieces of bread. We don't even get mustard or mayonnaise. Fucking hell. Fucking Hell County.